I have capacity he says.. I can drink twenty pegs and still stand on my feet.. So what the hell?? You ain't really doing your liver any good.
The "I have capacity" group is a distinct class of people. They are found in places where people of the other gender are around, and of course Gentleman Jack. The I have capacity breed is not always just words mind you. I have actually seen some of them guzzle down the better part of a whiskey bottle and sit down un-perplexed. Some liver!!! I would say, and some lack of brains too!!
They always seem to have a bunch of hoodlums alongside them who claim to be capacity wallahs too, but unfortunately seem to fail the test at the smell of the spirit. Either they are just bluffing or they are just too eager!!
These creatures are the best source of entertainment however... Challenge their capacity and they seem to jump at an opportunity to prove themselves, but invariably fail, providing for immense entertainment. A capacity wallah once told me after he was gone " Capacity my friend is normally in the head. I don't get high if I tell myself not to. I don't know what happened to me today, I just lost it!!!" and I just nodded in polite approval fighting hard to contain my snigger.
Oh the I have capacity rule the engineering colleges around the country. They keep boasting of their exploits till the ten pegs they consumed becomes a hundred, and people who hear these stories wonder whether they have a liver the size of Hoover Dam and a brain the size of a chicken's. I once heard stories of 46 pegs being drunk by 3 individuals.. And then realised that there had been just one bottle present. How I wonder!! How????
Oh and they need not necessarily be the giant type people you are imagining, although that is the prototype. I have seen a 55 kgs, 5'4'' guy claim much the same, and to my amusement have seen him defeat a giant in a game of drunken consumption. I wonder how much blood capacity he has though!!! It all seems to flow in the veins!!
And they are stubborn when they drink!! Dude you've drunk 20 pegs and I have had just one!! Let me ride the bike for gods sake!! But no, the I have capacity takes it as a slight on his personality if he were to cave into the logical request!! I am ffffine, he says struggling to keep his eyes open. I cccoould sttill haavvvee haadd tttenenn moooree peeggs andd sssttillllll beeeee fffiiiinnnneee" and sits down with a bang on the pavement, unwilling to budge unless you put the key in his hand!! Oh the number of heart attacks I have endured, the amount of hair loss I have experienced because of these pains in the A**.
And well they require loads and loads of money. Oh! How i love my 2 peg capacity. I don't really need a bottle and loads of money to get even slightly tipsy!!!
2 pegs rock!! I have capacity can go kiss his own A**
